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My life was made after seeing this!  

youare-a-gentleman-and-a-scholar:

My boys

I died after reading this!  Had to reblog!!  Hahahahahahahaha.  I just can’t!!  LMAO!

idfkwhattoputheresoimwritingthis:

Step one: But a Loki slurpee straw at 7-eleven

Step two: Take the Loki figure off of the straw.

Step three: Fill one single cup with water.

Step four: Place the Loki figure inside of the glass of water.

One pair of panties later.

If you have followed these steps, and prayed to the god himself, you will have one full-sized Loki.

¡Dios míooooooooo, TOM, amor mío!  ¡Morí al escuchar tu divina voz hablando es español!  ¡Este hombre es 100% PERFECTO!

tomhiddlestonruinseverything:

Una para las Hiddlestoneras de habla hispana para que se hagan muchisimo pis encima escuchandolo hablar medio derrapando pero poniendole toda la onda del mundo, mi vida. La pilotea como un campeon y cada una de sus palabras me produce ovulacion severa. Cuando dice “loki tiene un corazon partido” puse a alejandro sanz en loop y llame al 911 porque tanta emocion me hizo fibrilar, y morirme y volver. Ahora mis fantasías van a venir con audio en multilanguage.

El entrevistador es un reverendo pelotudo. Bala y fuego para el. 

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And back to English. Tom speaking Spanish. I fall into a pit of anxiety and ovulation. Same old story. If you don’t know Spanish and want to know what he’s saying let me know.

Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me? 
Odin: Why do you twist my words? 
Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn’t you? 
Odin: You’re my son… I wanted only to protect you from the truth… 
Loki: What, because I… I… I am the monster parents tell their children about at night? 
Odin: No, no… 
Loki: You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard! 

(Source: tiddleston)